So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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