Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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