Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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