Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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