You're completely useless in the revolution.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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