Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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