He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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