i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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