I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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