Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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