So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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