You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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