Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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