Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just come out here and I will go home with you...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We left an ass print on the piano.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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