I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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