YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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