I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize