it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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