Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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