Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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