I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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