Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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