she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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