she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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