I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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