Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She's the barista slut.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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