i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize