More tranny stories later!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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