Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
