The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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