dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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