How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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