Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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