Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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