So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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