That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Ladies don't puke and tell
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
