Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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