Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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