a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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