two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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