At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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