Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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