i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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