would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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