I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I want to make a zoo with you.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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