how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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