You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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