i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My dick has a subreddit
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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