Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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