windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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