Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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