he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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