so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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