I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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